I Vote for New California

Someone I wish I was related to has posted a statement on The Cronus Connection (no, I've never heard of it but I like it) proposing Americans start our own country composed of only the Blue States, and call it New California (nice). My favorite parts:

"You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.


We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

You will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans

38 percent of Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale

62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws

44 percent say that evolution is only a theory

53 percent that Saddam was involved in 9/11

My only question...where would we get our Wild Turkey, KFC, Waffle House, and grits? I guess I'll have to renew my passport. For the full awesome rant go here: Dear Red States