23 & Me. Send in your Saliva and we'll decode your DNA.

It's true. Today, Sergey Brin’s wife Anne Wojcicki launched a business where for $999 you can find out what kind of heat your 23 chromos are packing. Are you chubby, anxious, bad at memorization or lactose intolerant because of your genes? Or, are you just a whiner? The next step is allowing couples to merge their DNA and come up with some 46Chrom hypotheticals. Intriguing...Check it out. This might be the perfect gift for the hypochondriac in your life. Gattaca, here we come!