When you're traveling this holiday season, check your valuables.

That's right, dude, slip it in the belly of your plane. Or, you could end up like the 64-year old man who almost killed himself this morning chugging vodka. He tried to get on a plane with a bottle of vodka and refused to surrender his liquid gold to airport secuirty. He downed most of the bottle "and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said." The man missed his flight, but is likely to fully recover. Read More "Man in Dresden nearly dies after chugging vodka he refused to surrender to airport security."